What a Wonderful Thing
So, a friend just suggested...nay even subliminally foisted...a writer named Sherman Alexie on me recently and having read only one story, by the name of "The Search Engine" I have logged on and created this post to declare my amazement and pleasure. Considering this type of ordinary, plain short story is not a genre I have frequented much I really didn't expect much and in truth only purchased the book "Ten Little Indians" because I respect the taste of the one who recommended it. God am I glad I did. So my tens of readers, go now and buy his books immediately! I command you for your own good. Though I warn you, they can make you feel small, as though your inner sanctum has been violated...but they will make you love them all the more for it. I had planned to attempt sleep at a reasonable hour tonight but I see now that that will be quite impossible. I have 8 more stories to go and at least 2 pots of coffee in the wings. Here are some excerpts to wet your whistle. Thanks Lisa!!!!
- Corliss thought she might sleep with him if he took her home to a clean apartment, but she decided to hate him instead. She knew she judged people based on their appearances, but Lord Byron said only shallow people don't judge by surfaces. So Corliss thought of herself as Byronesque as she eavesdropped on the young couple. She hoped these ordinary people might say something interesting and original. She believed in the endless nature of human possibility. She would be delighted if these two messy humans transcended their stereotypes and revealed themselves as mortal angels.
- White people, no matter how smart, were too romantic about Indians. White people looked at the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls, the full moon, newborn babies, and Indians with the same goofy sentimentality. Being a smart Indian, Corliss had always taken advantage of this romanticism, but that didn't mean she wanted to share a refrigerator with it.
- If human beings possessed endless possibilities, then cities contained exponetial hopes. As she walked away from the bus station through the rainy, musty streets of Seattle, Corliss thought of Homer. "Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who traveled far and wide after he sacked the famous town of Troy." She was no Odysseus, and her eight hour bus ride hardly qualified as an odyssey. But maybe Odysseus wasn't all that heroic either, Corliss thought. He as a drug addict and thief who abused the disabled. That giant might have been tall and strong, Corliss thought, but he still had only one eye. It's easy to elude a monster with poor depth perception.
Update - 2:09am, too much coffee, 4 stories down and 5 to go. It's raining outside, I think my satellite receiver just got struck by lightening and I couldn't care less. This man can speaks to me. If the person who suggested this book would be so kind as to name a few more I'll...nope, never mind, I'm going to the bookstore on Wed. and buying everything I can find with his name on it. Lisa, you have created a monster! :-)

